tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post723301230226587476..comments2023-03-31T10:17:55.606-07:00Comments on a near-life experience: *sings* you're gonna need a body bag/i'll break bones you didn't know you hadlane http://www.blogger.com/profile/02335718493965833793noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-7483796883648845412009-10-18T20:01:46.319-07:002009-10-18T20:01:46.319-07:00Dammit I am so disappointed in the lack of EAT A D...Dammit I am so disappointed in the lack of EAT A DICK on the email. I am lol, but I hope you have a better week!<br /><br />MoxSarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936590434342279468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-24770419914086954052009-10-14T22:17:45.112-07:002009-10-14T22:17:45.112-07:00do you guys like how it took me 10 years to respon...do you guys like how it took me 10 years to respond to your comments? yeah. i'm awesome. i'm behind on LIFE in general right now. all things in life. everything. i even forget to eat. and pee. <br /><br />ANYWAY. <br /><br />ash: i know a few lawyers, but most of them are boring arrogant fucks. your husband, however, is the shiz. i heart him hard. that comment made me pee a little. yeah, i have bladder control issues when i laugh. i'm like a 90 year old woman. so sue me. lol. p.s. i love you. <br /><br />JJ: you are welcome to come and rant on my blog anytime, peaches. JJ and STY rant sessions are two of my favorite things in life :). <br /><br />and THANK YOU for defending me, non-breeder (that sounds really sci-fi. god, you ARE a freak. non-breeder *shudder*...i kid, i kid). you know, there is not a single fucking thing wrong with not wanting to have kids. this planet is over populated and smelly enough anyway. and let me tell you something, i love being a mom. i hardcore love it. but it is FUCKING EXPENSIVE. daycare rapes me in the ass every week. when i have to file my taxes and i see the total number of dollars i've spent on daycare in a year, i suddenly feel faint. <br /><br />and then i remember that there isn't a god damn thing i can do about it. they've got me (and all the other working parents) by the balls. <br /><br />uhhh. i'm rambling.<br /><br />my point is, i love non-breeders :). i respect that. <br /><br />but i'm thinkin' maybe your neighbors put up that fence to keep FSE out. that motherfucker is scary. sexy, but scary. FSE has me on the fence between fear and arousal. and what i mean by that is, it looks like he might rape me, but i think i might like it. <br /><br />ok, leaving now.lane https://www.blogger.com/profile/02335718493965833793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-21090521897752447172009-10-12T07:42:55.112-07:002009-10-12T07:42:55.112-07:00Wow, what a week! Sorry it's been so rough on ...Wow, what a week! Sorry it's been so rough on you. Loved your letter though. Made me smile. :) OH and I didn't realize your were blogging again. I will have to check back more often. Love you!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16355776814694920527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-90035201437137727312009-10-07T17:28:06.142-07:002009-10-07T17:28:06.142-07:00....OMG..I was explaining this to the hubs and he .......OMG..I was explaining this to the hubs and he suddenly became interested so I began reading your post aloud..HAHA! He says you should add the following to Anonymous:<br /><br />@Anonymous And Thirdly, a wise black man by the name of Dolamite once coined this phrase that I believe applies to you undoubtedly, "Suck out my ass, Bi-atch." <br /><br />*tears...literally rolling...*<br /><br />@yoganinjamama We love you, dollface!:) -Ashshoewhoreninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05659249428486354965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-22947687941520222952009-10-06T21:26:43.815-07:002009-10-06T21:26:43.815-07:00Ummm, so I generally suck at leaving comments beca...Ummm, so I generally suck at leaving comments because, well, I suck tits and I'm lazy. But I've been meaning to check out your shizz (shit, that DOES sound dirty)for awhile and now I'm finally here. On a Wednesday night. This is significant for me because it's 12:16 am, which means I'm not going to work tomorrow. Yay, me. It also means I may or may not have hit the whiskey.<br /><br />Oh fuck. This isn't about me. Sorry, I forget that sometimes. Narcissistic bitch, I am<br /><br />About you - You're a clever fucking bitch. You know that's a compliment so I'm not worried. <br /><br />I was digging this shit until I saw the twatty comment from our ever famous "anonymous" giving you shit about your kid having a fit. <br /><br />This pisses me off. I'm sensitive about the kid thing. I've seen my single ladies get harassed for having kids without the hubby and now I'm 32 and don't have children which means I'm sitting next to the devil or something (clue me in on this mentality). For real. People hate us non-breeders - it's kinda weird. My new neighbors just put a fence to apparently keep my non-child family out of their yard. Or the other way around. <br /><br />Regardless (holy fuck is this long, don't hate me)where was I?<br /><br />Oh yeah. Anonymous - I have to say I feel really bad for any kid you have because clearly you don't understand that kids throw fits. They yell. They scream. And it might be annoying but it's cool. They're just testing their boundaries. I mean, no offense, but I really hope you don't have kids because I don't and I still know this shit. If you do - totally calling childrens' services on your ass. <br /><br />Sorry for the Jenny Jerkface rant. :PJenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-53166788889223260872009-10-06T17:22:15.284-07:002009-10-06T17:22:15.284-07:00@Miss Shoe Box: LMAO at your "XL dildo" ...@Miss Shoe Box: LMAO at your "XL dildo" comment. wouldn't life be great if you could get away with doing shit like that and not lose your job or end up on COPS? haha. TVB, i love you :).<br /><br /><br /><br />@Left of Lost: oh shit. those board books HURT! i'm glad you survived that one, that could've taken an eye out! i'm not much of a yeller and spanking isn't my style either, so i usually just try to explain to him WHY he can't throw things at me (or hit me, or talk back to me, etc.). he seems to grasp that now that he's a little older, and unless he's having a crazy "i lost touch with reality and i'm seeing red" kind of fit, he usually registers what i'm saying and chills out. unfortunately, during the shoe incident, he was in his own little pissed off world and didn't much care what i said to him. not even sure he could hear me over all the screaming. STINKER! lol :)<br /><br /><br /><br />@avarine: thank you for the compliment about the new layout :). jessica at thisthatandyourblog.blogspot.com is the genius behind it. i told her i wanted something bold and funky and she ran with it. she is such a doll.lane https://www.blogger.com/profile/02335718493965833793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-25848786200150156952009-10-06T11:14:07.493-07:002009-10-06T11:14:07.493-07:00LMFAO. ohh boy. i do love the cowardly anonymous h...LMFAO. ohh boy. i do love the cowardly anonymous haters *grin* :). <br /><br />dear anonymous: first i'd like to ask, have you ever met a three year old? i'd venture to say no, at this point, based on your idea that only MY three year old throws epic shit fits, and that three year olds learn how to throw fits from their parents or other authority figures. hate to tell ya this, genius, but fit throwing is inherently built into all three year old psyches. fact of life. i'm guessing you don't have any kids. <br /><br />finally, i would recommend that before you attempt to unleash some haterade (in a cowardly "anonymous" fashion), you may want to take an ESL or ENG 101 class and learn how to construct a proper english sentence. case in point: "hmm. wonder where he would have learned to have such a thing."<br /><br />sorry, what? my shit-fit throwing three year old can put together a sentence that is coherent, but apparently you missed that boat. <br /><br />oh, and i hope you can find a doctor who can remove that giant stick from your ass *grin*.lane https://www.blogger.com/profile/02335718493965833793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-23384464995329406392009-10-06T10:44:52.727-07:002009-10-06T10:44:52.727-07:00wow.I just have to say how sad for your son...you ...wow.I just have to say how sad for your son...you wonder why he would throw the fit about the backpack...hmm.wonder where he would have learned to have such a thing.How sad that you would be such a poor example to a young little boy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-54977929196395410842009-10-05T15:10:08.152-07:002009-10-05T15:10:08.152-07:00Man, that sucks.
I send you some sympathy.
Also...Man, that sucks.<br /><br />I send you some sympathy. <br /><br />Also, new layout? Looks rad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3722608395139417444.post-13869521025602046142009-10-03T21:32:47.344-07:002009-10-03T21:32:47.344-07:00Dude. Just, duuuude.
Okay, seriously, I was lucky ...Dude. Just, duuuude.<br />Okay, seriously, I was lucky enough that my girl didn't throw shoes in the car, but she DID throw a little board book at me once and it cracked me right in the temple. Fuck. <br />Okay, the 25 year old baby boy is a total ass. What an ass. I'm so sorry you are going through that. <br />I love your email to them. People need to lay the fuck off about payments in situations like yours.Left of Losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02620640564652478176noreply@blogger.com